February 25, 2006

>Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
>Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
>Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
>Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
>Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
>Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
>Murid : Faham, cikgu!
>Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
>Cikgu : Pandai!
>Murid : Bodoh!
>Cikgu : Tinggi! >
>Murid : Rendah! >
>Cikgu : Jauh! >
>Murid : Dekat! >
>Cikgu : Oh Tuhan! >
>Murid : Oh Hamba! >
>Cikgu : Dengar ini! >
>Murid : Dengar itu! >
>Cikgu : Diam!
>Murid : Bising! >

>Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh! >
>Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai! >
>Cikgu : Mati aku! >
>Murid : Hidup kami! >
>Cikgu : Rotan baru tau! >
>Murid : Akar lama tak tau! >
>Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu! >
>Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu! >
>Cikgu : Kamu gila! >
>Murid : Kami siuman! >
>Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup! >
>Murid : Kurang! Kurang! >
>Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah! >
>Murid : Belum! Belum! >
>Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat? >
>Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai! >
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan! >
>Murid : Oh! Mengalah! >
>Cikgu : Kurang ajar! >
>Murid : Cukup ajar! >
>Cikgu : Habis aku! >
>Murid : Kekal kami! >
>Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis! >
>Murid : K.O. Pengajaran belum bermula! >
>Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh! >
>Murid : Belum, pandai! >
>Cikgu : Berdiri! >
>Murid : Duduk! >
>Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni! >
>Murid : Cerdik kami tu! >
>Cikgu : Rosak! >
>Murid : Baik! >
>Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
>Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

>Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.) >Sebentar kemudian, loceng pun berdering. Murid-murid >berasa lega kerana guru yang paling ditakuti oleh mereka telah keluar. Walau bagaimanapun, mereka merasa bangga kerana telah dapat menjawab kesemua soalan cikgu tadi, tetapi esok masih ada.................
i had a dream...more like a fururistic dream. i was in a party,celebrating after the SPM. i was blardy carefree. there i was with people i really care about. at my house party. no matter where in the world my family and friends were, they were there in my house.

i was having fun, laughing along with my best friends.... but then my mom woke me up. AGAIN! argh!!! anyway, it kinda gave the motivation to study hard and get this major Exams over with! hahah!

a new school schedule has been instilled. IT. IS. CRAZY. i have to reach school before six forty in the morning! and we will be kept in school until five! that is madness! by the time i reach home, it would five thirty! and on monday,wednesday and thursday, i have tuition! that would mean i would have a freaking long night and insufficient sleep. goooosh! wad am i going to do!? its only been two weeks and i'm dead tired. exhausted!

i've been elected to be the president of the elite english team, vice president of the basketball team and treasurer of girl guides. haahaa! i know ABSOLUTELY nothing about girl guides! i was only a scout and girl brigade. and thats it! hahah! probably its d same. *hopefully*

February 11, 2006

i tried to wake up at seven this morning but failed.
i finally was woken by my mom, knocking continously on my door,
she just loves doing that( knowing that i get irritated by it really fast).
i wore my brand new green RIPCURL shirt and donned my comfies aka sweat pants.
and off i went to work in a english tuition centre at eight thirty am.
the kids i taught were already there , creating havoc around the classroom.
they piled chairs on the table and were climbing all over their new 'castle'!!!
i was at shock as the girls were playing too, in skirts.
ohmigosh..
i had to make them demolish their 'castle' and started class.
i really do enjoy teaching this bunch of kids
but i really dont appreciate their gift of the gap.
heehee! i guess kids would be kids ,wouldnt they?
" one of the kids, Andy would go on and on about the movies.
another girl would follow his lead and talk about King Kong.
one of the other guys Raymond would talk to another three kids about school, then inevitably, they will just be exploding in anger, screaming and shouting at one another.
usually the boys wud be against the girls ."
i had a pounding migraine after the three hour class.
i just cant stand noisy situations. i hate the markets where people shout
and anywhere else with unusually heavy noise pollution. heehee!
probably thats why my room is my sanctuary, and one of fav place to hang out is the library.
other than that, i enjoy long walks at the beach with Clyde, my rottweiler pup
or just having a chat with a close friend.
i think this situation applies to most of us huh?

February 03, 2006

bang bang boom

i got back home at eleven sharp. and before that, i was at the scene of a three car accident.

at ten thirty am, i was a very happy girl enjoyin roti canai with my grandparents, mom, aunt and her family till eleven thirty. after that, grandparents dropped me at the mall to let me spend time with a few of my best buds. i first met and Ben and Yun. we went around talking , basically havin fun verbally. then came Wai. we had major fun talking and i was trying to shop.we ate pizza fer lunch! YUM! just when i nearly bought a RM49 file holder (it was reli reli nice!) Mark came along. all five of us went to watch.....



KUNGFU SWEETHEARTS!!

heheheh! the movie is reli reli funnie and sick at the same time. very very perverted. i thot it was a silly comedy but it turned out sick twisted and typical kungfu flict yet still crazily hilarious!


after that, we got out of the cinema laughing. i bought a reli chunky ring! hehehe! like i alwez sed, retail therapy work wonders. anyway, we got around just plain talking and laughing about everything we see and touch. the guys were pretty frisky today. all they spoke about was... dirty. thats an understatement tho! i meet an old bud, Don. whoa, he changed alot! but of course for the better! hehe! Yun went home... we sed our gudbyes. then me and three very frisky guys went shopping again!! we went and eat Gengki Sushi! we ordered a party set along with loads of side dishes! eheheh! ben ate sum cold green noodles with soup? and the three guys ate sweet octupus!?! and Ben doesnt eat raw fish!!? and i dun eat tht sweet octupus!? i luv wasabe... heheh!

Ben left at eight p.m. i accompanied him till the taxi stand. we got the chance to talk abt each of our future, how we were thinking of achieving it, and what to do about it. each giving the other a lil of information. then of course, we sed bye! and hopefully we cud meet in less than a year and i might get the chance to enter the college i want in KL, so tht i can be with ppl i luv and care most.


at eight thirty, only me, wai and mark was left lurking around the mall in search of the very rare flat, round, colourful lolipops and a webcam plus a desk microphone. getting all of that, Wai went home with his bro.

Mark agreed to send me home. i picked up coffee at Starbucks. we walked far far off into the car park in search of his car. we were laffing at the cup of coffee that glided from right to left of the dash board then "BANG!" we hit a range rover which dented a another mini car at the side. i sprained like leg trying to brake during the accident. but hell! i didnt care! i was chanting OMG's, walking around the mess with Mark going nuts at the back. i think that was the first time i understood what my frens told me about fear, cold sweat, nervousness, guilt, nausea, helplessness and humiliation and bla bla bla...


dad called at that moment! of all moments!! i told him the truth. the range rover bumper alone costs RM800. *gulps* i cant think of the rest. there both of us stood fer half an hour waiting fer his parents and security. i stood there in horror, holding myself, trying to think of a possible way to lighten my guilt and mark's trouble. but nothing came. my guilt just piled and i think i could see the amount of trouble Mark is in. and the feeling of helplessness came when the parents came, talking to the security and car owners. gosh. i apologized to Mark's parents, but they said it was an accident and they dun blame me. that made me feel even more guilty! Mark walked me to the taxi stand about a fifteen minute walk from the car park. all the way, we spoke about the car and i guess i told him tht i was indebted to him. i meant it. he smiled and told me not to feel so. i guess i hv to prove it and make it up to him myself...that was obvious right?