Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator


1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) MEOW occasionally.
3) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
4) SAY -DING at each floor.
5) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
6) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
7) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
8) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
9) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
10) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
11) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
12) CALL out "Group hug! Yay!" then enforce it.